If Suri Cruise could tell parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes what she wants, what she really really wants, she'd probably demand earplugs. The mop-topped tot, 19 months, and her equally shaggy-haired parents recently paid a surprise visit to pal Victoria Beckham and the rest of the Spice Girls as they rehearsed for their about-to-launch world tour in Los Angeles. According to a posting on the group's Web site, Suri got her toddler groove on and "danced along to the music." Chimed in Mrs. Beckham, "Katie has told me before that she used to be a big Spice fan so it was great for her to meet the other girls."

"You can't schedule rehab for me. And I don't think you can schedule any DUIs." That's Hayden Panettiere, 18, tempting fate in the new issue of GQ, which names her its "Obsession of the Year" and disturbingly features her posing in a ruffled bikini while holding a hula hoop and in a frilly nightie while clutching a teddy bear. "I think I'm going to be one of those boring girls," adds the peppy if hubris-crammed "Heroes" cutie. "I get into trouble on my own time, when nobody's looking. Not bad trouble, though -- good trouble." Hayden also nixes reports that she's dating her on-screen uncle, Milo Ventimiglia ("No, I'm not. I love my castmates, and I adore Milo. He's awesome, but we're easy targets"), but she does have a few thoughts on who she'd like the rumor mill to pair her up with. "God, it could be anyone from Leo DiCaprio to Justin Timberlake -- or any girl," she ponders. "You want to make me a lesbian? That's totally fine with me ... Um, let's see. We could do a love affair with Angelina. We could do ... Oh gosh, I love -- there are so many beautiful girls. Charlize Theron. Oh, my God. Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. Jessica Alba." Fanboys, feel free to start daydreaming right about ... now.

Someone might want to remind couture-loving Lindsay Lohan that the designer swag-stuffed closet of Mode doesn't really exist. The New York Post says the 12-stepping starlet is fired up for a guest-starring stint on "Ugly Betty," once the writers' strike is settled. "She's totally looking forward to it," LiLo's rep tells the paper. No deal is yet in place, but the career-dinged actress would play a restaurant worker who buddies up to Betty. "She loves the show," adds Lohan's mouthpiece. "Lindsay was flattered there was interest in her ... They talked character points and she loved [the character]."

Meanwhile, Lohan spent Thanksgiving weekend in New York with the people who love her the most -- the paparazzi. The thrice-rehabbed actress, in town to visit her family, got in some camera-captured retail therapy on Friday by shopping for deals at clothing outlet Naked. According to FOX News, Lindsay was less focused on shopping than having her picture taken, to the point where she nearly made contact with her own reflection as she was striking a pose.

Tara Reid also spent Friday hunting for bargains and smiling for photographers. The cautionary tale-cum-sometime actress stepped out in Los Angeles styling a jean miniskirt that raised eyebrows by revealing her rickety, self-tanner-slathered legs. Meanwhile, Tara is soon planning to take her newly scrawny figure (save for her surgery-enhanced cleavage) to Australia, where she's set to shill for an Internet company and show a little skin for a men's magazine, reports the Daily Telegraph. And in still more Tara news, she shouldn't hold her breath waiting to be invited back to "Scrubs." The New York Daily News reports the show's mastermind, Bill Lawrence, singled out Reid when asked about his least favorite guest star, explaining it's "not because she wasn't a nice person," but because she gave off the musky aroma of cigarettes and alcohol.

Not even a baby shower is safe from celebrity sniping these days. The New York Daily News reports a friend of Nicole Richie's is convinced her sometime BFF Paris Hilton is behind the photos that leaked from the "Wizard of Oz"-inspired event held Nov. 18 at the Beverly Hills Hotel. It seems Nicole and fiancé Joel Madden cut a deal with InStyle for the shower exclusive, only to have the unauthorized snaps shopped around to competing outlets. "All the photos that were offered had Paris right in the center of them, as the star," the mole gripes to the paper. "They look set up." But Hilton's rep adamantly denies she's a party to the purloined pics. "Paris was a hostess of the shower, which a large number of people attended. Many of these guests were taking photos with camera phones," explains the flack. "There is no way she had anything to do with this."

In other earth-shattering Paris news, she's christened the fluffy puppy she picked up during her recent promotional trip to Korea. The tiny tail-wagger has been dubbed Marilyn Monroe, a name that seems only fitting given that the teacup Pomeranian will likely live its life like a candle in the wind as it joins a motley menagerie that already includes a couple of quivery Chihuahuas and an unpredictable, sharp-toothed kinkajou.

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