Brad Pitt had an Elvis moment while making the scene at the Venice Film Festival over the weekend. As the megastar signed autographs at a promotional appearance for -- deep breath -- "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford," an enthusiastic female fan was apparently overcome by the irresistible combination of his rugged good looks and perfectly highlighted locks. She pushed her way through the throng and attempted to suction cup herself onto Pitt, whose minders immediately pulled her off his neck. "It was a scary moment," a spywitness tells the London Daily Mail. "The security team must have been embarrassed that she was able to get that close to him. She could have been anyone. Brad didn't look very happy about it all." The A-lister recovered quickly from the stealth hug attack and continued to hand out his John Hancock to less frenzied fans. Pitt's easygoing reaction isn't surprising. In a sit-down with the October issue of Details, he reveals his one fear is for the safety of his family: "The only thing that frightens me today is something happening to my kids or something happening to Angie."

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Paris Hilton isn't content merely to shower her affections on a variety of men and mini-mutts. "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready," the domestic-minded jailbird declares to the October issue of Elle UK. "I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy." And don't worry -- Paris has her priorities straight. While some women would be concerned about minor things like having a healthy baby, Hilton has higher hopes for her offspring, who we're assuming will be hitting the clubs with Nicole Richie's offspring around 2030. "I want gorgeous kids," she says. That means the dad, whoever that brave soul may be, needs to be genetically gifted, although he doesn't "have to be drop-dead," insists Paris. "I used to care about looks, but I've grown out of the stage," she explains, before breaking down her laundry list of requirements for the perfect man. "They have to be a good person, someone I know would be a good husband, loyal and funny and smart. And somebody I can trust, with good chemistry. But I don't know, I like a guy who can make me laugh." Line forms on the right, fellas.

Speaking of gorgeous kids, Gwen Stefani's 15-month-old son is all about daddy Gavin Rossdale these days, which is causing his mom a wee bit of consternation. "Kingston is super into his dad right now and I am a little, well ... I am really happy for Gavin, but there is a part of me that is like, 'What about me?'" the peroxide-topped popster admits to Britain's You magazine. Stefani, who is out shilling for her new perfume L, just can't stop gushing about her adorable ankle-biter, even when the topic of conversation turns to the most beautiful scent in the world. Her choice: eau de Kingston. "There are so many smells that come with a baby and I enjoy them all -- even the stinky ones -- because he is just so delicious," enthuses Gwen. "Oh my God, that morning baby breath when they wake up and yawn -- I love that smell."

Lindsay Lohan is getting her head together in rehab, just not in the way we'd hoped. The New York Post reports the unsound starlet received a house call at the Cirque Lodge from one of celebrity coif wrangler Ken Paves' mane minions. Says a salon mole, "Ken sent someone out to Utah to do Lindsay's extensions this week." When not primping her way up the 12 steps, Lohan is running errands. Snappers caught the actress -- decked out in a tank top, ripped jeans and her standard don't-look-at-me-I'm-a-celebrity sunglasses -- coming out of a Rite Aid this weekend carrying a couple of shopping bags.

Sienna Miller may need to rethink her promotional strategy for her new clothing line. While celebrating the opening of her London boutique Twenty8Twelve last week, the pie-eyed, semi-famous actress showed off her British reserve to the paparazzi on hand to cover the debut. The London Sun says after politely suggesting the shutterbugs "[bleep] off, you [bleeping] [bleeps]," Sienna, who was once again accompanied by self-described pal Rhys Ifans, offered them this warm and not at all overwrought sentiment, "See you in court, you [bleeping] rapists." Meanwhile, an insider tells the London Daily Mail that Miller's recent "overindulging" can be traced to her supposed competitive streak with her "Edge of Love" co-star Keira Knightley. "They are good friends but she feels Keira's star is rising while she is not getting the same glory and not being offered the same high-profile parts," says the mole, who fails to mention that Knightley, unlike Sienna, is an Oscar-nominated actress who co-starred in one of the top-grossing franchises in history. "She has been going out on the town a lot as a result but it is beginning to take its toll ..."

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