Has Courtney Love resurrected an oldie but a goodie from the pages of Rock Star Bad Behavior 101? The Daily Mirror claims the kooky and lately cadaverous rocker marked her 43rd birthday on Monday in a most mature way: By trashing her $1,000-a-night London hotel room. Seems that after hitting the stage for a birthday performance, Love and her rumored new beau, British comedian Noel Fielding, headed back to her luxe lodgings, where they purportedly proceeded to celebrate by putting cigarettes out on every surface possible. "Staff said the room was left in a right state -- like a wild animal had been let loose in there," an insider tattles to the tab. "She had used the place as an ashtray with butts strewn about and burn marks all over the bed, carpet and upholstery. I feel sorry for whoever had to clean it up." Love's rep, however, insists the only damage was a table that broke when a pal accidentally leaned on it. "She continues to have a very good relationship with the hotel," the mouthpiece assures the paper. Sniffs a spokesman for the tony establishment, "What our guests do in here is between them and us."

Kate Moss' once unwavering affection for Pete Doherty may have finally -- and literally -- gone up in smoke. On the heels of reports that the model kicked the puncture-prone Baby Shambles rocker to the curb after he allegedly stepped out with a younger look-alike, the London Sun claims a seething Moss set fire to a stack of his love letters and other keepsakes. "Kate gathered quite a collection of Pete's ramblings over the two years," a mole tattles to the tabloid. "She has piles of love letters, poems, songs and paintings. Now Kate has decided to cleanse herself of him by burning the lot." While a more prudent type might hold on to the mementos on the chance they might one day skyrocket in value (draw your own morbid conclusions), Moss apparently hoped for some sort of scorched closure. "It all stinks a bit of a high-school breakup," posits the perceptive source, who adds that Kate was considering cutting Pete loose even before his eye wandered because he supposedly "helped himself" to a hefty pile of her cash.

Did Lindsay Lohan make the mistake of sharing her most intimate feelings with several dozen of her closest friends? Star claims it has obtained messages the starlet posted to a private MySpace profile while she was holed up in rehab. It would appear one of the 75 pals who had access to her page tattled to the tabloid, which highlights some very personal exchanges LiLo allegedly had with her DJ BFF Samantha Ronson, who was with her when she treed her Mercedes in May. "Babe, if I don't have you in my life then I should just go die ...," one missive from Lohan supposedly reads. "I want to marry you and have children with you." Of course, there's always the possibility the purported letter leak is part of some master PR plan to generate interest in her forthcoming stripper flick "I Know Who Killed Me," especially given her recent literary pursuits. "I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, 'Nah,' " Lindsay tells Tatler of perusing the power play handbook "The Prince," "and then I was, 'OK, I'll read it,' and now it is always with me."

Tom Brady is already awaiting one life-changing event with the imminent arrival of his first child with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, but could he be eyeing another? So claims In Touch, which believes the Patriots quarterback may be hoping to make Gisele Bundchen a bride before football season starts up. According to the mag's mole, the alleged nuptials would be a "simple affair" in the model's native Brazil. Or not. "He doesn't want to be married now," a Brady buddy insists to the Boston Herald. "This is so hard to believe." Chimes in another pal, " It is not true."

Leave it to Ryan Seacrest to turn something titillating into something kinda icky. While chatting with Fergie on Wednesday, he asked her about her boyfriend Josh Duhamel's recent confession to Glamour that he's installed a stripper pole in their pad so she can gyrate her lovely lady lumps just for him. Seacrest proceeded to get Fergie's mom on the phone to ask her what she thought of her daughter's new home accessory. In a response that will no doubt destroy any future fun the couple might have with their exotic dancer role-playing fantasy, Fergie's practical mom suggested that if they find the pole gathering dust, "Just turn it horizontal and you can use it as a guard rail for me."

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