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All reviews by user Date  Helpful Rating 0 out of 2 users found this helpful  save yourselfPosted: 11/9/2008A review of Zack and Miri Make a Porno by ArcherSLO If you're very simple-minded and/or easily entertained by non-stop vulgarities (or perhaps you're just 12), then this is for you. There's no creative humor here - only desperation to ride the tailwinds of previous successful films. Well, it was fun while it lasted, but this team's journey is clearly over. Hang it up and go home. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 2 users found this helpful HorrendousPosted: 11/9/2008A review of Role Models by ArcherSLO This movie was even worse than Zack and Miri Make a Porno -- and let me tell you, that one really $ucked, too! These people are apparently so desperate to make a buck that they completely forgot (ever-so-quickly) how to make a funny and mildly entertaining movie. Please send me my refund. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 4 users found this helpful Make it stop!Posted: 12/2/2007A review of August Rush by ArcherSLO About a third of the way through this movie, I found myself laughing out loud at how unbelievably contrived and predictable this storyline is. Right up to the end, it just kept on coming -- one scene after another. Actually, "unbelievable" is a very good word to sum up this film. Incredibly unbelievable. Others might include trite, unimaginative, shallow, and give-me-my-money-back. For those giving rave reviews for this pathetic movie, we shall have you to thank for encouraging retarded monkeys to produce such garbage in the future. (I'm very sorry if I've offended any primates who might be reading this.) Listen, I'm no cynic. I believe in divine intervention and chance happenings. But this movie goes way over the edge. It completely insults our intellect and sensibilities. Sad, so sad. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1-3 of 3 Per Page |
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