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0 out of 1 users found this helpful  So much potential...
Posted: 7/23/2004A review of The Funhouse by js878
This movies creepy atmosphere doesn't make up for the completley uneventful first hour. The kills are bland, but the killer looks awesome.
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1 out of 1 users found this helpful  Very powerful.
Posted: 7/23/2004A review of Requiem for a Dream by js878
The acting, The music, the camera angles, hell, evan the murderous refrigerator (you heard right)all add to the intensity to the film. It should be labled as horror instead of drama. The acting is the best part. I really felt for the characters and nearly cried.
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Very good, but slow.
Posted: 7/4/2004A review of The Keep by js878
This is a strange and wonderful movie. It has some cool effects and the soundtrack is good.(sometimes) The only problem with it is that it moves at snails pace. You could fall asleep for 30 minuets and not miss anything.(I did) Must be seen to be believed.
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Blah
Posted: 7/4/2004A review of Octoman by js878
Strolling monsters-a genre to avoid. Thts the most I can say about this lousy piece off schist.<br>This flicks only redeeming qualities are a few bloody scenes.
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Nerve-Shattering
Posted: 7/4/2004A review of Seven by js878
This movie is the definition of horror. It grabs you by the scrotum, smashes you against the wall, and doesn't apologize. The suspense in this movie will drive you up the wall with suspense. Don't watch it in a good mood, Because by the end, you won't be.
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Things that make you go "BRRRRRR"
Posted: 7/4/2004A review of The Fall of the House of Usher by js878
This movie is FREAKISH I tell you I was in 7th grade the first time I saw it. We were studying Edgar Allen Poe in L.A. class.<br>So my teacher rented this movie and showed it to the class. By the time it ended, there were four of my classmates hiding under there desks.(And I am ashamed to admit I was one of those four) Vincent Price is INTENSE in this movie. Crap, all the actors are pretty intense, but Mr. Price was the scariest. The suspense in this movie is almost unbearable. Watch it with the lights out.<br>
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  BORING!!
Posted: 7/5/2004A review of Manos, the Hands of Fate by js878
I had to watch this movie 3 times because the First two times I watched it, I fell asleep. A good cure for insomnia.
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go (Away!)
Posted: 4/21/2004A review of Ninja Phantom Heroes by js878
This movie is crap. The plot is disorganized, the characters are crackheads, and the battle scenes make no sense. If I could choose one movie to completley wipe off the face of this planet...Oh, screw it. you probably got my point.
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Starchy, pork-filled, German Hamlet.
Posted: 4/22/2004A review of Hamlet by js878
Not only is this movie crap...it's dubbed crap. The way the characters recite their lines is sleep inducing, and the set was a bunch of rocks.<br>This is the greatest drama of all time somehow made...BORING!
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1 out of 2 users found this helpful  The worst movie of all time.
Posted: 4/22/2004A review of Cast Away by js878
This movie is strictly for people who like drama movies. I don't, wich is why I think it *#$@s. Go check it out and make your own opinion.
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  My favorite movie of all time.
Posted: 4/21/2004A review of Tremors by js878
This movie ROCKS! Kevin Bacon is wonderful, the graboid effects are great, the scenerio's are suspensful, and one more thing-Burt Gummer Kicks ASS!! Have a blast.
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2 out of 3 users found this helpful  Weird, Twisted, Insane, Artwork.
Posted: 4/21/2004A review of The Rocky Horror Picture Show by js878
This movie is one of the greatest musicals ever.<br>The plot is crap, but who gives a $#*@. The songs are beutiful and memorable. Watch it NOW.<br>Sing it with me,"I'm just a sweet tranvesti-a-te,<br>frooom trrraansexuall, traaansylvaniaaaaaaaa..."
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  CHEEEEEEEEZE
Posted: 4/21/2004A review of Mosquito by js878
This movie is about as bad as it gets. But, the reason I rate it so highly is because it is very entertaining. The effects are so bad, they will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. I watched this movie and thought, "This is some damn good cheese." A perfect example of a so-bad-it's-good movie.
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Average, Mindless, Pathetic.
Posted: 4/21/2004A review of R.O.T.O.R. by js878
This movie is so bad, it is almost good. This is definetly not something strict critics should watch. This is a horrible movie. Thats why I like it.
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