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All reviews by user Date  Helpful Rating 0 out of 3 users found this helpful  Star Trek:NemesisPosted: 12/15/2002A review of Star Trek: Nemesis by fahey0 All these years,and still, exsplotions in space. Yeah, right. Without Kirk at the Helm, all you have is a wanna-be. Like watching an 'Elvis' immitator. No matter how good the guy is, he ain't Elvis. At least there was better action in this one. Hey, I thought the brainiac kid took off with the 3 fingered guy, like, ten movies ago? I guess it's ok to desert your ship, then come back, in the future. Was this review helpful? Sign In 3 out of 4 users found this helpful  Bringing down the housePosted: 3/7/2003A review of Bringing Down the House by fahey0 A good chick fight scene, and a couple of real laughs. Nothing new if you caught the trailer like I did, the last 50 movies, prior to its release. I expected more. The Martin buddy is the best thing in the movie. He alone made one star for the total score. I'm buying a copy when it comes out for home viewing, sticking that unopened copy in a time capsule, somewhere in the yard. I'll dig it up in twenty years, then watch it again, to see if its any funnier. I doubt it. Some of the movie is could of been trimmed. Like, over half. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 2 users found this helpful Darkness FallsPosted: 1/25/2003A review of Darkness Falls by fahey0 The beginning was good. Went downhill fast. Too bad, I like scary flicks. The little kid. Boy, how I wished he would of been wisked away by the old bag. Another ";I see dead people";! rip off. My younger kids liked it. The older kids? None were afraid of the burned up old hag. She wouldn't last 10 minutes around the kids I know. For crying out loud, a frigging tooth fairy? Kiss my ass. Let's see the tooth fairy face off against a wolfman or vampire. Adios tooth fairy. They tried, so, a C-. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 4 users found this helpful Tears of the sunPosted: 3/8/2003A review of Tears of the Sun by fahey0 What in the hell does 'tears of the sun' mean? Maybe in Swahili, it means little bald short man. I shouldnt diss Bruce. He put one of my kids through college as one of his stand by box holders. With the correct box to stand on, and some thoughtful placement of the other actors, Willis looks an easy five foot five. After running through broken glass in so many of his other flicks, maybe sonme of his height was trimmed off. I hear he used to be five six. Go for the last half hour, with some snuck in beers, it's not bad. With some Willis haters sitting behind us, the movie was fun. Every time Willis squinted, a kid behind us said, ";OOps, he just remembered to act";! Willis reminds me of the kid we would leave last to chose, when we played army. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 1 users found this helpful  SeabiscuitPosted: 7/25/2003A review of Seabiscuit by fahey0 I liked it. Slow in a couple of spots, but all in all, a good flick. You could tell someone really liked 'the Black Stallion', from a lot of the racing shots. Bridges plays a great huckster. Its worth the price of a ticket. Was this review helpful? Sign In 2 out of 3 users found this helpful The League of Exraordinary GentlemenPosted: 7/15/2003A review of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by fahey0 A waste of time, and money. Direction %&*^ed, and the plot was horrible. If you feel you must see it, sneak in. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 5 users found this helpful  Catch Me if You CanPosted: 12/31/2002A review of Catch Me If You Can by fahey0 It has it's moments. Too many dead spots. I liked the con man/docu style. Hanks is great. The wimp of the decade, DiCapprio, blows tuna chunks as usual; if I ever see DiCapprio in a dark alley,I'll shake every dime Iv'e wasted, taking a gal to the show to see him. What a pathetic, limp wristed, pencil necked geek. Leonardo is once again miscast. Try a movie about a momma's boy trying to act like a man and you'll have the perfect lead. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 4 users found this helpful solarisSince I could never watch the other one to completion, figured I's watch this remake, see if I could catch the ending. No way, I was woken up 2 times, and finally asked to leave by a theatre employee because of my loud snoring. Oh, to save yourself the misery, the planet is alive. This movie isn't. Give Clooney something good, he'll be good; I like the guy. This movie is BORING! Rehab's should play this for their crank patients, they will soon be nodding off, or, dead from suicide, anything to avoid watching this pile. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 2 users found this helpful Terminator 3Posted: 7/3/2003A review of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines by fahey0 It was fun. Arnold looked great, and the action better then ever. Why couldn't the humans pull off some enhanced upgrades on Arnold, to even the playing field. The new female Terminator, wrecking havoc with her rapid firing, metalic tampons,was awsome to behold. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 2 users found this helpful 2 Fast 2 FuriousPosted: 6/6/2003A review of 2 Fast 2 Furious by fahey0 Why not make a movie of kids playing 'Russian Ruolette', it's tandamount to the same thing. The whole concept is geared to making kids emulate the stunt drivers on city streets. If you want to know why society is going into the toilet on a rocket, pay to see stupid, moronic, piles of worthless crap, like this flick. It makes my flesh crawl having to sit through the promo's to flicks like this butt probe. As usual, I only had to suffer through ten minutes of this pathetic waste, while waiting for another movie to start. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 6 users found this helpful 28 Days laterPosted: 6/27/2003A review of 28 Days Later by fahey0 I liked it! I snuck in, after walking out on the three moron angels. It made me jump, not easy to do. Go see it, its a lot of fun. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 2 users found this helpful Daredevil Since I was able to slit my stomach with my emergency hari-kari knife, carried for just such occations, I missed most of the movie in the ambulance ride. Holding in my own intestines was better then watching Ben Afflected. I paid a boot leg movie pal, to edit a copy of 'Pearl Harbor' showing Affleck getting shot down, then be headed in his flaming plane by a Samurai swinging pineapple picker/movie critic. The hospital room was full of people holding their own intestines. To be fair, some had gone to see the 'Gale' flick. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 4 users found this helpful The HulkPathetic. Where did the money go?. Ferrigno did a better job then this stupid pile. Not once did I feel like I was immersed into a great flick. Itsl almost as bad as doing a 'Mighty Mouse', mixed with live action. To know that the creature will grow stronger as you fire on it, then, to call in even more fire power, made this movie , one lame joke after another. I loved the Hulk, I still do. Not this Hulk. THIS HULK BLOWS. Nuff said. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 2 users found this helpful Anger ManagementPosted: 5/3/2003A review of Anger Management by fahey0 A couple of laughs. The ending made me cringe, it was that bad. Once again, the entire movie's best laughs were in the trailer. I expected more. Alas, as with most comedies lately, the joke is on the customer, paying outrageous prices, for pure drivel. Stale, pretentious, sometimes boring.Go see it. I wasted my time, so should you. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 3 users found this helpful the ringI suppose the sequel will have us watching it on DVD. What if you showed the tape on the big screen at the super bowl? That little girl will have a lot of calls to make. Ditto for caller I.D.";Hey, death is on the line, want to take the call";? What if you don't have a phone? I could go on and on with the holes in this turkey. My kids liked some of it. Wonder what construction company got the o.k. from the local building inspector to build a motel room over an abandoned well full of water? Lame. Was this review helpful? Sign In |
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