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Posted: 12/30/2007A review of Halloween by TEFLON01
Ok another Rob Zombie failure...Ok Rob err Mr. Zombie this review goes out to you …give it up. Stop making horrible horror movies. This was the slowest awful movie that I ever wasted money on. It was worst than Devil's Rejects which was a stink o’ Rama. Your movies are totally dragged out and are just too long. Get t to the point! How about you make some graphic novels or something? How about something that you can drag out and bored the crap out of the people who like comics this time around, I’m sure Kevin Smith would appreciate that. There is like 30 minutes of movie that was a huge and total waste and didn’t serve any purpose. Oh well so when can I get my money back Rob? Now for those of you who found this movie to be good, hey it’s your money and time use it the way you choose. Me I will forever skip anything directed, written, starting, produced hell even with the music that says Rob Zombie. This movie blows it is awful, it’s too slow and a ton of plot hole and things that make you say wait what why, how and why?!?! Like how did this kid get all huge and muscular? So the criminally insane have a health spa to get all in shape???? Come man, so nobody sees the huge guy in a jumpsuit and a 15 year old mask carrying a chef knife in broad daylight? So everyone is like ooh I need to explore the crime scene rather than save my own skin. Yeah right, I am really going to investigate a body that’s bloody and smeared all over the place, and then wait for the killer. Ok man its 2007 going on 2008 who in the hell is going to stand there looking at that and not run to safety? . Rob needs to stick to making songs like Dragula which will in turn be remixed and made better by everybody else. So in other words do what you do and don’t make movies because you %&*^ at it.
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Posted: 7/23/2005A review of The Devil's Rejects by TEFLON01
I hate to say it but it needs to be said. This movie was a total waste of time. Like everyone said it was pointless and there was something missing. A note to Rob take time out figure out to be come more sinster and then come out with a new movie. Maybe something that isnt so crappy. until then stick to music or just being a rich guy who act weird.
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