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2 out of 6 users found this helpful  Thot critics were harsh, I WAS WRONG
Posted: 8/25/2004A review of Catwoman by oulani
OK first of all the acting was mediocre.<br>There are big names in this movie, Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, Benjamin Bratt... all people familiar with the business, familar with acting and playing good roles. After all doesnt Berry have an oscar to prove it. I cannot tell if there was some kind of jinx, if the type of acting was intentional or if the roles were just badly written but the only thought that came to my head was, no offence, Dumb. That is the only way to describe their acting. what went wrong??<br>Second the plot of the story, I think was a bit uninteresting and all over the place. It wasnt a nice neat unfolding of events. Everything just happened... Wam Bam Thank you M'am.<br>I must also say that at first glance, uptil the last glance of the Catwoman suit, disappointment and disapproval filled my mind. The suit was awful... it really was. The open toed shoes for one was kind of off ( although I did not really notice this at first). But the suit on a whole could have been better designed. Maybe a whole piece instead of the two piece she had or something else:S:S<br>However<br>To compare this movie with Gigli is, I think a bit harsh in truth (ok quite harsh) but to say that this movie was great and maybe even good.. would be, in my opinion, a lie.
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0 out of 1 users found this helpful  Wonderful... Touching... Funny
Posted: 8/18/2004A review of Jack by oulani
This is an excellent... a wonderful portrayal of a boy who is simply different... not being able to fit in... being branded strange. It takes these problems every human has gone through in their life and crafts it into a wonderfully touching and fun story. It shows us that its okay to be ourselves and to live life to its fullest. that its not always about how you long you spend on earth but what you do with the time spent.<br>Kudos to the big kid ... Robin Williams and the creative story that he portrayed so well.
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0 out of 3 users found this helpful  AB SO LUTE CRAP...IF ONLY THERE 0 STARS
Posted: 7/3/2004A review of Troy by oulani
I HATED THIS MOVIE SOOO MUCH THAT AT A CERTAIN POINT IN TIME .... THAT PEOPLE WHO HAV SEEN IT MAY KNOW OF.... I SIMPLY GOT OFF THE CHAIR, SAT ON THE FLOOR, CLOSED MY EYES AND WENT TO SLEEP... I PAID TO SEE THIS MOVIE AND THEN WENT TO SLEEP REFUSING TO SEE THE REST, NOT ONLY DO I NOT RECOMMEND SEEING IT A SECOND TIME, BUT ALSO NOT A FIRST TIME...<br>DONT GET ME WRONG, IT HAD POTENTIAL OF A GOOD MOVIE UPTIL A CERTAIN POINT. I WOULD HAVE LIKED IT BUT NOW, HATE IT. I LEFT THE CINEMA UPSET AND EMPTY AND PROBABLY QUARELLED MORE THAN I WATCHED THE MOVIE....<br>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....<br>TROY..... CRAP<br>BY THE WAY<br>BRAD PITT IS SOOO HOTT....WELL ATLEAST UPTIL THIS MOVIE<br>i will NEVER watch another Brad Pitt movie again... nor will i watch his previous ones<br>HATE BRAD PITT<br>AND WELL... I ALWAYS HATED ORLANDO BLOOM, THIS JUST CONFIRMED MY BELIEFS
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Maybe I Just Expected too much
Posted: 6/11/2004A review of Big Fish by oulani
Im not sayin the movie was bad....it was kinda kool... i mean it was sweet and stuff...the ending was real nice... cute...i guess im marking it hard coz i had high expectations.... unfair expectations... there were times i thought that the movie was just too jumpy... there were a billion storylines in one and i was kinda gettin confused and overwhelmed... thought they did piece together ... they did not do so as nicley as i thought... however it is a feel good kinda movie... one that is enjoyable... entertaining...
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1 out of 1 users found this helpful  Puss N Boots Darrrling
Posted: 6/11/2004A review of Shrek 2 by oulani
The first one was better but... this was a kool movie... a tad bit toooo realistic... but it was excellent still<br>you go Puss N Boots... loved ya.... mwah....<br>just proves one thing<br>even as a cartoon....<br>Antonio Banderas still rocks
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4 out of 4 users found this helpful  NEVER GET TIRED OF SEEIN IT
Posted: 5/27/2004A review of Phone Booth by oulani
Oh...if u only knew how many times Ive seen this movie....and i never get tired....and i never cease to laugh....Collin Farell was beautiful...the ending was wonderfully fun....a movie that is based mainly on dialogue between two men, one merely a voice, that can be soo entertaining....MWAH...<br>so.....my BIGGEST Kudos....goes to the wonderful voice ....Kiefer Sutherland....<br>oh my gosh....he was so funny....and his laugh...it was evil and yet sometimes....addictive...ok....often addictive...you could feel the humour he was gettin out of what he was doin...not that it excuses him but hey...this is a movie.... messin with Farells head, insults to Whitaker....congrats to the sniper.... you were the rope that held this movie together.... and ONLY a voice.... EXCELLENT!<br>yo what was up with that Hooker?!?!
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1 out of 1 users found this helpful  Five stars is NOT ENOUGH
Posted: 2/15/2004A review of Philadelphia by oulani
I have seen this....not movie...but masterpiece several times and each time it touches my heart and makes me want to say two words in patois to those employers.<br>i do not have t mention how fabulous tom hanks' performance was ....after all he won an award for it...antonio banderas is sooo cute ...i want to hold him and never let him go...they are the cutest gay couple ive ever seen...with a genuine concern and caring...denzel....mmm....beautiful... how he captivates me in that court room ...particuklary when he uses the mirror to show the lesions and when he gives his speech...praised by andrew...that this case is not only about aids but homosexuality. this movie is not only informative and entertainging...but a work of art that will continue to touch all who watch it...five stars and no less...if only there were more
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0 out of 4 users found this helpful  heavy
Posted: 2/15/2004A review of Monster's Ball by oulani
i think that heavy is the best word i can use for this movie. it not a complete waste of film... i mean halle berry made history after all... personally i found the movie too depressing...people just dyin and killin themselves all over the place... and that backshot with the stripper girl....completely ennecessary... a movie that hav unecesary se so ju lookin for time to use ...except this was a bad investment in time coz it really was bla...mush too much for me to handle...especially in times like these...you leave the cinema wantin to go egt a drink coz u so dmn depressed....the story was ok just a lot of sad and sex stuff....
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0 out of 1 users found this helpful  Banderas..Depp...what more can i say
Posted: 1/23/2004A review of Once Upon a Time in Mexico by oulani
when you have these two hotties in a movie...wow<br>by the way johnny depp has the most faces ive ever seen...he looks different in various places....sexy in this movie...with his long black hair.....antonio....nuff said...i love the things he doz with his lips....lol...oh yeh...great movie...i rang the new year in with these guys
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1 out of 1 users found this helpful  Great Job Halle
Posted: 1/2/2004A review of Gothika by oulani
this movie definetely has brought out halle berrys very talente side. for her to walk out of that set and nt get one award is WRONG. i love the movie. it kept me hooked from beginning to end...seriously...the story was very exciting nd intriguing...i was not bored at all.liked the twist..even penelope cruz i liked in this movie...which is a difference for me...robert downey jr i originally expected, to have some kind of hero part in the end but a difference was well... different<br>excellent movie... wonderful cast<br>i wish i coud give 4 and a half stars just coz i gave sleepers 5 stars and i love that movie more...but ill give 5 anyway
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0 out of 1 users found this helpful  FIVE STARS
Posted: 1/9/2004A review of Swordfish by oulani
FIVE STARS IT IS....<br>TRAVOLTA....JACKMAN...BERRY.. ..CHEADLE AND WELL....TRAVOLTA AGAIN<br>he definiteley deserves 2 stars to his name and sooo much more....he made bad so appealing and sexy.... his whole air just made you say wow...i wanna be around this guy...he was marvelous and i loved him in that movie as in others...<br>i dont care much about the topless scene ...ive seen almost everyone mention it...<br><br>the twists and plots were FANTABULOUS and i truly enjoyed it....<br>my favourite movie...i could watch this over and over...and i have...and quote parts of the movie...i loved Gabriel and adored the car shooting scene...the scene where he kinda kills ginger and in he beginning when he flips his hair to go up the stairs...ooh and when hewas just f-in with stanley in the beginning with the computer and well....i now realise ...several ther parts too...to hate this movie is WRONG<br><br>IT HAS EVERYTHING YOU WANT<br>SUSPENSE, INTRIGUE, EXCITEMENT, TWISTS, LOVELY FACES, ACTION, FLYING BUSES...LOL....AND TRAVOLTA.....<br>WHAT ELSE?!?!?!
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