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All reviews by user Date  Helpful Rating 0 out of 0 users found this helpful  The Quentin of the 1-4 20 TabsPosted: 8/9/2006A review of Dead Alive by Soulpole0 I was at my buddies house when we watch this piece of grass grow. Yea, brain dead is what you might call it, but for us... We call it holiday. I was sitting on his couch. It was light grey with black stains. We were getting all into the movie when I had to go to the bathroom. I got up, and went outside. I was standing in the backyard, by the shed when Bill Cosby yelled at me. I was scared because he is a violant old man, and took off running. When I finally stopped, I was standing in front of WallMart. I needed some condoms for my dog, so I went in. As I was going down condom isle I fell down in a hole. I think I was out cold for a hour before Aronld woke me up. He told me to come with him if I wanted to live. I said ok, and that I wanted to get home to watch the movie. He told me he was a cyborg from the future trying to kill a guy named Bennett. I was like, I dont care, I need to get home! He would just stare at me , and for some reason, he kept calling me john. Anyway he finally let me go after we ate out Banana terracotta pie. I remember hearing him say as I was walking down 635... I didnt touch your boobies... Anyway, so here I am walking down 635, and I tripped over this mustang bumper from Larrys car and fell right into the couch. I looked over at bud, and bud looked at me. He was like WTF? I said I am sorry, but then realized I havent peed yet. So I let loose, and added yet another perplextion of waste to the stove. Oh, and yea. The movie rules, and so does my dog, weiner..In my life theres been heartache and pain
I dont know if I can face it again.Cant stop now, Ive travelled so far, to change this lonely life. I want to know what Love is, I want You to show me Have a nice holiday. WHERE IS MY ICE MAN? And, I love you Lois Griffin. Shut up Stuey. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful Did you miss me..Posted: 7/5/2006A review of House of 1000 Corpses by Soulpole0 Thought I was gone did you??? Well I was just under the grass on my wedgeit looking at the pines...
Once a again, Zombie at his best... Boy if he was crackers he would be black, like the sea.... In-fact. I saw the El Superbesto, and you know what??? Grapes.. Freaking grapes of wrath. I was in the bathroom looking at my fine china, when Steve was like Hey you got large perpindular cyclopes.. I told him I was saving for some finger nail, that Ryan took them. They are always getting stolen... Oh, well what can you do? Was this review helpful? Sign In 3 out of 6 users found this helpful Holy Bloody hellPosted: 10/24/2005A review of The Devil's Rejects by Soulpole0 It's Rob, at his best. Nothing else to say. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 1 users found this helpful Holy MoleyPosted: 9/16/2004A review of Fried Green Tomatoes by Soulpole0 Well i'm back, and ring my bells. I rocking on the mic why the fly girls yell... This is where you came to put the screws loose. Venturing in an world when the place is a far. I was named Soul Pole back when you were a child of the ages. I am ploting agains the "MAN." The "MAN" is tring to take over the world. I will stop at nothing to stop the "MAN."If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about that money. But if you ask me, could you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me.<br>Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the United States economy and a cure for cancer?" I said, what are you doing in the White House if you're not sellin magpar?<br>Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll tell you the same. Well my Cherrios are getting cold sooooo <br>L8R! <br><br>P.S. The movie is good. For a chick flick! Was this review helpful? Sign In 2 out of 4 users found this helpful I'm backPosted: 7/23/2004A review of The Terminator by Soulpole0 I’M back!!<br>To the deepest path of the passage, I have traveled to the ends of the aperitif to scan the woods of woody. Bound before the restlessness of the tribal cookie, I awoke with the terminator. Pushing further in to the bound access of the milk. Shaken not stirred, I approached Van Winkle. As the first “I’ll be back” reaches the front part on my mind I wish to thank the little people: Mike, Steve, chips, mark, Tony, Jamie, Sam, Pete, and the whole munch-kin gang.<br> Soul-Pole<br> Was this review helpful? Sign In 2 out of 7 users found this helpful You know you have been waiting for this.Posted: 7/23/2004A review of Spider-Man by Soulpole0 People have been e-mailing me about the melted ice cream in the back office, and I am tired of hearing about it. So would someone PLEASE turn the damn freezer on? <br>Ok, I have told many people many things, and writing a lot of stuff. But I am here to say; I am not from around here. I come from a place where the ass is like peaches and cream in a soft pallet of grass. In the tired eyes of science, I boggled the thought of a rise against the machines. The ones who took the temple of doom. I can no longer speak in a nebbish way. Execrable and I. Within the confines of another the heart wrenches the art of apples. Falling from above the eve of the beholder. What? Ok, milk, no cream. Would you like that Venti? I hope so. The days of our lives are on at the top the hill of death. Mountain Dew is a funny color, and I like to eat eggs. I thank everyone for his or her time, and hope that all peace of spinach can result in the rains of the storm. Watch the blinds. <br>Soul Pole.<br> Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 1 users found this helpful WHAT THE FU*^Posted: 7/2/2004A review of Three to Tango by Soulpole0 Fore score and two minutes ago. I watched this movie. All that I could think about was Michael Jackson and all the monkeys at his house. No I don't like Cherrio's, Its the milk. Not the crackers. Being in a translucent state, people find it very difficult to make eye contact with me in a smoke filled room. Kind of like the time I was on t.v. doing a comerical for some dog food. MMm.Mmm. Good. Anyway, I didn't watch this movie, but I saw it at the Blockbuster Movie rental place. I was there with my cousin buying lotto tickets. I saw this man who looked like James from Metallica. So I got in his car.. He was a kind old man who like to tell storys about when was abducted by Aliens. They would come to his house and probe.. What's a probe??? Ice cream in the middle. With a dash of salt is all you need. I awoke distrought. Filled with some sort of goo. I felt like I have gas, so I squeezed one off. Man, just like my good friend Lance Colepecker. He works for his parents, and makes what ever his daddy makes. I wish I knew then, why I know now, who flew the coup. I need to particapte in a gate of purple state. The word BOB spelled backwords spelled Bond, James Bond! I truely hope you enjoy the fun filled locks of beans. Thank you and good night. Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 3 users found this helpful The thing that should not bePosted: 5/17/2004A review of There's Something About Mary by Soulpole0 Here we are Monday afternoon, and I was just thinking to myself........"There's something about Mary!" Well this one very thought brought me to the brink of porn. Yes porn. Why, you might ask? Well because, as I sit here with my popcorn and soda pops I can't help but wonder if the universe in a whole, is real. The K-Y Jelly that I put in the freezer would not turn to milk. I need more peaches before I go........Boom!! I am here standing on the street, buying some meat. I don't know why I am here. Fate, Science, cold beer. I just don't know. I need to transume my transfusion. I don't know if the moon is going to cry.. I hope that this will help you consider riding you bicycle to the park in the winter. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 2 users found this helpful Have you ever seen the yellow brick roadPosted: 1/5/2004A review of Terminator 2: Judgment Day by Soulpole0 I was walking home from school one day when I heard a loud noise. I turned around and saw Britney Spears riding a motorcycle. She told me that I was in need of ice cream, so I went down to the post office to mail my letter to the president. As I was almost there my bike blew a tire. A kind man on the street came over and said,"Ill be back!" He was driving a Dodge truck full of grass. I thought It was a little strang, but I just kept on eating my fruity pebbles...<br><br>Michael Jorden is my hero. I like when her swam across the hudson river... Man, that was a great year.. I need to find a mule to help me cut my grass. Watch the movie. I did. Twice! Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 5 users found this helpful *($@s. Why even Bother with diz shizThis is all I do is sit around and smoke ah blunt ah. Why would I want to watch people do it???? I give it a five star cus I like to gahnja! Some times I sit inside the fireplace and read books on making table coths. I love to sew. It's relaxing. I once made a sweater for this police dog I knew.. Yea it was tha fizzle. We could all unite together and have total harmony while drinking a coke... I like "Taco Bell" they have grrreat pizza fries there. I wish I could go there now. WAIT.. I can, hold on..................................... ....................................... ....................................... ....................................... ..........Ok I am back. Let's not forget the force is always with you Batman! I will eat twinkies till they smoke with cheese under the thorn bush!! Eat more...FISH! Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 3 users found this helpful What the hell kind of movie is this????Posted: 1/5/2004A review of Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey by Soulpole0 I was drunk and stoned when I first saw this movie. I thought this was cool, a talking cat and dog. So I got this idea. To go down to the pet store and have a intelligent conversation with a cat and dog. Well, let me tell you. I have never learned so much. In fact, my experence was so great that I got arrested for being an IDOT. I was picked up by the K-9 unit. I was talking to the officer dog, and found out he was not happy with his job. He always wanted to work in the circus. I told him that I was... In the circus that is. I lived with my mom and dad, on a boat---DOWN BY THE RIVER. The dog told me that he wanted to see it, so I took him home. We ate dinner by candle light. What a evening. You should love all animals.. Thank you good night.. Oh, try the veal! Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 2 users found this helpful You know what I meanPosted: 12/5/2003A review of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective by Soulpole0 Man, let me tell you.. I don't think that Harrison Ford has played a better role. The big fight seen between him and Darth Vader was incredable. I only wish I had a bag of potato chips while I was watching this movie. I love the crunch. And the great potato flavor. <br>I think that everyone would enjoy this movie. Millie Vanille are at there best. O.J. Simpson really topped it off at the end. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 5 users found this helpful The explosive entry of robuck inc.I was sitting at home watching the Cosby show, when I heard a loud noise outside my window. I put down the pizza I was eating, (with extra gummy bears, because that's how I like it) and looked out the window. I didn't see anything, and about that time the phone rang. It rang "DIE HARD!" Scared to pick it up I ran out the room. I remember when I was young I watched the Die Hard Movie. Santa clause would come to town and read poetry. I can still see the look on Pee Wee Hermans face as I ran down the hall like I was on the Drew Carry show. I have a weird feeling like this has happen before. Getting stuck on top of a building with evil people shooting at me like I was Michael Jackson. <br> I wake up in a cold sweat. I look at the T.V. and notice that Finding Nemo wasn't on. It was a documentary on ice cubes. I changed the channel and Die Hard was on. I must say this is the first time that I watched the movie without my lawnmower. It felt weird at first, but I got used to it. As I watch the movie I thought to myself, why is the picture black and white? O-well I just keep watching. I moved to the back of the limo, because I eyes are kind of funny and I can't see things up close. That's when I saw it. It was about 5 foot tall, really slinder.. I was scared. I felt it watching me. Mocking me.. What do I do??????????????? Metallica Rules! Was this review helpful? Sign In 3 out of 7 users found this helpful What? I have never liked eating snickersI like to eat smores. Lot's of candy. It give me gas. I wish that I was puking a dolphin. I have never watched this movie, but I like cinnamon buns. Also, I am not wearing any pants, because I have sensative skin. By the way. I have three boxes of Pretzels. Please stop by my office and pick some up. Oh, and if in case your on this review..... Hi mom! Dallas Cowboys rule. Hail to Caeser. I wish that my friend Jamie Murphy could hook up his system. Crutchfield will no longer replace your blown up subs. Thank you.. Your dearest friend.... Frank Sinatra. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 1 users found this helpful Check it out Dan Akroyd played a gay man exploring an aliens' tender things. Bruce Willis plays the alien who is stranded on Earth. While this is going on, I had to go to the store and buy some dishwashing soap to do the dishes. While I was there, I saw cheech and chong, shoplifting some Dorito's. I ran after them and was stopped by Courtney Cox. She then told me the story on how her mom is Lois Lane in the orginal Superman movies. I thought that was intersting and grab some peanuts on the way out. The bus was full so I rode my bike back to the club house. Trying to fill all my neighbors needs, I watered his lawn. ANYWAY-<br>The movie $@&*s. I gave it a five star, just because they fly.. <br><br> Eat more chicken Was this review helpful? Sign In 1-15 of 15 Per Page |
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