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All reviews by user Date  Helpful Rating 4 out of 10 users found this helpful  ...Posted: 5/7/2004A review of Van Helsing by SushiX3 Frankenstein: Cool.<br>Everything else in this movie: CRAP.<br><br>Shortest damn review you'll ever see me write, but seriously: if you just *have* to see this movie, wait for it to come out on Starz or HBO...it's not worth paying extra to see. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful You *have* to be kidding me.Posted: 5/7/2004A review of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines by SushiX3 First off: please, for anyone who cares about the story from the first two, consider this piece of crap 'fan fiction'<br><br>Oke? Oke.<br><br>Now, lesse...first off, this film *shouldn't* have happened: T2's story was done. Finished. The only reason you live to see *this* piece of crap is some damn focus group decided that the 'highway' ending for T2 "left it more open for a sequel"...yet the original ending shows a future where Judgement Day NEVER HAPPENS. But in this movie, it's innevitable! Boom! Arnie's sacrifice at the end of 2 is no longer noble, it's pointless! Boom! John Connor never gets to bring an end to the 'rise of the machines': he's apparently killed, which contradicts a *lot*. Boom! T2 was setup so Skynet was virtually destroyed before the movie happens (it's talked about in film, and if you've ever played the arcade game, you'll see that little event). The T-1000 was its last-ditch effort to win, and it was a prototype.<br><br>Apparently, T-Sex, er, T-X was someone in all this, and was much more important for a third movie.<br><br>The list of contradictions go on, but the acting is the true pain of this movie: everything is painfully coreographed, the actors need to SHUT UP so badly it's not even funny, and the 'fate' trip everyone one is on?<br><br>"No fate" ring a bell?<br><br>Some of the new tidbits don't make sense, either: why bother with the T-1000 if you had the T-X around? If that power core the terminators have goes off like a nuke, why don't they self destruct when taken down. Hell, why didn't that happen in the first film?!<br><br>I could keep this up all day, but I won't: this film SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MADE. --; Seriously, you'll be dissapointed if you truly gave a damn about 1 & 2, and the point they were trying to get across. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1-2 of 2 Per Page |
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