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1 out of 7 users found this helpful  I want my money back
Posted: 6/28/2004A review of 2 Fast 2 Furious by funnie19
Movie? What movie? I saw a 2-hour music video that featured I-wish-I-was-black Paul Walker. Lots of fast cars that should have stayed where they belong -- In "Grand Theft Auto". Oh yeah, the movie is filled with hot sluts to help decorate the cars.
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9 out of 17 users found this helpful  2 simple minds
Posted: 6/17/2004A review of The Simple Life: Season 02 by funnie19
Ok, this is the simple story of two VERY simple, spoiled, and slutty ditzes waltzing around the country and breaking their nails every time they push on the gas. The fact that their manicures are worth more than they are does much to dispel the stereotype of hot girls as good for nothing but shopping and "loving" (while we're on the subject, can you imagine ANYONE truly loving either one of them. Sorry Paris and Nicole). I'm a 19-year old guy (straight), and while I admit they're both pretty darn sexy (d'uh) I would not date them if they paid my college tuition and got wild with me on demand. It's just that their overwhelming intelligence is too much of a turn-off.
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