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All reviews by user Date  Helpful Rating 1 out of 7 users found this helpful  FURIOUSLY DRIFTING IN TOKYOPosted: 7/1/2006A review of The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift by whatscracalakin I give this movie a one because little bow wow....OH Bow Wow was in the movie. Thats a 4 point deduction, between him and lil ROmeo, there just about the lamest upcoming rapper..slash...actors around.
Your number one hater,
FAST Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful Well, Ill admit it.............its bad!Posted: 3/6/2006A review of Ultraviolet by whatscracalakin Well, if any of you all had seen Bloodranye , then Ultraviolet would be considered to be a runner up for Best Picture in the 2007 oscar awards! Although I didnt read the comics or anything, this movie obviously was 85 minutes terribly consumed by the human mind. The action is good, but the dialog and cg effects turned the movie from Ultraviolet to Sun Block 5000(Robocop 2). I was attrached to this movie because of what was projected from the trailers, but in reality, I found out that this wasnt the best in interest,(You Know What I mean!). Well to make a short story short, when Ultraviolet rays brake through the Earths radiation barriers, have a bottle of Sun Block 5000 ready to repel its most devastating effects.
P.s. DONT WATCH BLOODRAYNE! ITS EVEN WORST, HORRIBLE! Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful  ExcellentPosted: 2/22/2006A review of Final Destination 3 by whatscracalakin Round one fight! Unlike the Mortal Kombat Movies, Final Destination has always step up to the plate. You would think that all the great characters in MK would turn out to be great in a live action movie, especially the bosses. It turns out that Mortal Kombat was a horrible idea, and ended up robbing people for their hard earned lunch money. The kills in Final Destination have been stepped up a notch beyond the second movie. The acting is neutral as always, but in the end, it was a Flawless Victory. Now, Im not a huge fan of gore, but watching those kills will make anyone laugh or be disturbed by it. Although, I cant see them making 2 more movies, but one more will definitely be the last. This movie is a well rounded thriller, and anyone with a few leftover bucks should watch some time, that is of course, when the DVD comes out. Who knows, this could be the FINAL DESTINATION! Was this review helpful? Sign In 6 out of 13 users found this helpful When a Stranger CallsPosted: 2/22/2006A review of When a Stranger Calls by whatscracalakin On friday afternoon, my girlfriend and I decided to go see a good ol thriller. Myself, thinking Final Destination 3 would have an appeasing amount of chills and thrills, well, especially the fatalities! This all came to an abrupt stop when my girl includes her dinamic trio and they just love scary movies. Mojority wasnt a factor at all, so we ended up going to see, yeap, you said it! When a stranger calls. Now at the beginning of the movie, it was alright, wondering where are the calls coming from. Whats that!, there coming from inside the..............house. So I starting thinking it could have the potential as Scream, but, unfortunately, it was more like Scary Movie. The main bad guy haunted the girl for most of the movie, and you didnt even know what he wanted or what he was looking for. Grief! He could just have came in, knocked the girl out, pulled a truck up to the house, loaded as much as possible, considering all the expensive goods in the house and jetted out. I mean if he had called me, I would have thought he was a bill collector and that would have really been terrifying. To tell the truth honestly, I would have had bring about 30 friends, and have a party. Maybe even we could get a few het skees and have a blast. Even the stranger can come in and have a few drinks. So to make a short story short, when a stranger calls, just hang up the damn phone, turn your lights off and go to sleep. Was this review helpful? Sign In 3 out of 4 users found this helpful  Good SequelPosted: 1/24/2006A review of Underworld: Evolution by whatscracalakin The worst review was actually done by the critic, who obviously is a serious hater. This is the best modern Vampire, Werewolf Movie to date. I second Splashs notion for a third movie. Underworld was great from beginning to end. The deaths were awesome!, the SFX was great, the acting was well done and the writing was on point. What would be a better idea than the script for this movie as others stated. Any other idea would make it seem like Blade 3s lets kill Dracula, OH! Draco, what kind of BS was that. Imagine having your brother or sister locked up for centuries in one tightly spaced cell, youd be pissed off too. Underworld Evolution was 10 times better than the first and if they make a part 3, it will be even better. Was this review helpful? Sign In 2 out of 4 users found this helpful Fatality at bestPosted: 1/23/2006A review of The Legend of Zorro by whatscracalakin MAN ILL CUT A X IN THAT CHUMPS CHEST! Was this review helpful? Sign In 2 out of 2 users found this helpful  Flight PlanPosted: 1/23/2006A review of Flightplan by whatscracalakin The movie was XL-ent, although......lets just come out and say it now!. HOW IN THE hell do yoju loose yo daughter on an airplane!!! Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 15 users found this helpful GardeningPosted: 1/23/2006A review of The Constant Gardener by whatscracalakin I wouldnt let this chump @ movie do any gardening what so ever!! Was this review helpful? Sign In 4 out of 10 users found this helpful DerailedPosted: 1/23/2006A review of Derailed by whatscracalakin If this movie was a locomotive, you would know the outcome. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 9 users found this helpful KINGPosted: 1/19/2006A review of King Kong by whatscracalakin MAN THAT MOVIE WAS GANGSTA DOG! Was this review helpful? Sign In 2 out of 13 users found this helpful Dont Watch Uwe Bolls BloodRaynePosted: 1/19/2006A review of Aeon Flux by whatscracalakin If you value your life, DONT watch BLOODRAYNE. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful You know its bad when...Posted: 1/19/2006A review of BloodRayne by whatscracalakin The movie is absolutely terrible.( 4 months prior to its release)
Ben Kingsley accepts a good check to waste some time.
Loken is opening her mouth to speak!
Madsen looks bored from the beginning to the end.
Rodriguez is in the movie.
A movies made by Uwe Boll.
They actually have to release DVD for this movie.
You though they couldnt make a movie worst than Starship Troopers Two
They nominate Uwe Boll for the Job.
Uwe Boll wakes up every morning.
The next gen BloodRayne game sells more than the movie.
you even dislike writting the review, cause .....BloodRayne..The Movie...
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