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All reviews by user Date  Helpful Rating 1 out of 1 users found this helpful  James Rocchis ReviewPosted: 6/24/2009A review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen by korade01 REALLY?! REALLY?!?!?!?! Who the hell hired this guy to write reviews?! James, buddy, ITS A MOVIE ABOUT GIANT ROBOTS AND BIGGGGGGGGGG ASS BOOOOOOOOOOOMS!!!
They could have shoved a stick of C4 up a toaster's ass and people would love it. What else did you expect from Michael Bay?! You are really going to say, "Those Robots just don't look real." What kind of douche bag are you?! Did your mom let you out of the basement for the weekend? I bet you also know the exact diameter of the Death Star too don't ya? Strap on your nerd goggles and don't forget to bring your inhaler. Its a movie about ROBOTS, TITTIES, AND BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful  SPINAL TAP HAD IT RIGHTPosted: 3/30/2009A review of Dragonball: Evolution by mkorade Two word review... "Sh*t Sandwich" This movie was like a bad episode of the Power Rangers. Its like stupid jumps off the screen and kicks you in the face. Taking with it your $10 movie ticket and 1.5 hours of your life. Huffing paint would do less brain damage. If you want to entertain your kids, make them stand in a corner or teach them to make jello. Either of the two is better then this movie. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 1 users found this helpful  Dude, wha?!Posted: 1/21/2009A review of Transporter 3 by mkorade Plot line was the usual. Nothing too deep in thought. Fast cars, cheesy bad guys, and roundhouse kicks to the face. But the girl.... OBNOXIOUS!!! This is her first movie and hopefully her last. If anyone in this movie needed to be kicked in the head, put in a choke hold, shot with an uzi, and then blown into outer space... it was HER. Ugh! I hope for Jason's sake the put an ejection seat in his next car.lol Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 1 users found this helpful  Funny?It was a good story and Tom did a great job. Worth renting at least.
BUT... ALL OF THE ACTOR (except Tom) WERE ENGLISH!!!! They all spoke with ENGLISH accents. They didn't even try. Its kind of hard to believe a movie about ^*#$'s played with ALL ENGLISH ACTORS!!! Did the world run out of Germans?! Does anyone see the irony in this?! You'd think someone in Hollywood would have watched this and said, "Hey, wait a minute..." Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful This is whatIf this movie was as short as the 30 second preview it would be good. Let me put it this way. Actually staring into a mirror for 2 hours examining your nose hair would be more frightening, and DEFINITELY more entertaining. I started doing my taxes I got so bored... Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful Rene Zellweger Saddle bags!The movie was SUPER slow and lame. Nough said. This review is actually about Rene Zellwege's face and how hard it was to believe she is a "Love Interest." When she was in Leatherheads I thought I was watching Leatherface. That's good acting on the guys part. If you notice the box & in the movie all her shots are from far away. Imagine if you will a piece of leather, dipped in lemon juice, and left in the desert sun. Then someone sends it off to Hollywood. BAM!!! Rene Zellweger. All I have to say is that the horses already had saddles, she didn't need to be there... Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 1 users found this helpful  Awesome...but slightly disapointedPosted: 7/18/2008A review of The Dark Knight by kOrAdE462 As you have read from everyone, this movie rocks! And is the best of the year. I am a HUGE Batman fan. I saw the last one about 20 times in the theater. I don't watch tv or anything, so I don't care about "Hype." However, I felt disappointed watching this. They spent too much time on Harvey Dent. Which made this movie very predictable. Yes, he was all part of the Joker's plan of chaos which made him a main character and a HUGE part of the plot. There was no Robin to kill so they had to ruin someone. But I felt like that really OVERSHADOWED two of the Greatest Rivals Ever: Batman and the Joker. Its would be like Superman and Lex Luther ignoring each other. There was a big build up and then the end climax... it was kind of a let down. Over and done, as if the Joker didn't really matter and Dent/Two Face was more important. I don't care about Two Face, he was a pawn in the Jokers pocket, I want THE JOKER. It just really felt like this movie was lacking. It was awesome, but there was just that one thing that is hard to describe, it just wasn't there... that's why I only gave it 4 stars. Was this review helpful? Sign In 2 out of 3 users found this helpful RETARDEDNESS"The only thing more terrifying then blindness is being the only one who can see."
For the love of god, who would write something that effing stupid?!
WORST MOVIE LINE..... EVER.
Really, step back play that preview again. I'll wait... *whistles* (1 minute later) YEAH! Isn't that the most overly CHEESY thing you have ever heard?! That tops "King of the world!" "You had me at Hello" or "You can be my wingman anytime." Seriously, whoever wrote that script should be quartered! "The only thing more terrifying than seeing that movie, is knowing someone actually said something that ridiculously STUPID on screen." Was this review helpful? Sign In 5 out of 5 users found this helpful HULK KICK ASS!!!!!Posted: 6/13/2008A review of The Incredible Hulk by kOrAdE462 Yes Yes YES!!!!!!! I just saw this!!! Put your fears aside!!! HULK IS AWESOME!!!! Just as good, if not better than Iron Man. NONSTOP ACTION from start to finish! Story line is great! Norton was the perfect pick and did an AMAZING job as Bruce Banner. The graphics... THE GRAPHICS make you sit back in your chair and say, "Holy $@#!, I can't believe I am seeing this!!!" Its amazing how far the movies have gone since the old days Superman's smoke and mirrors. IT LOOKS REAL!!! AND THE FIGHTS RULE!!! The only thing that this movie is missing is your ass in the seat watching it! So stop whatever you are doing: work, school, death, playing WOW, making babies, and GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!! Was this review helpful? Sign In 8 out of 14 users found this helpful Predpare to be DISAPPOINTED!!!Posted: 6/12/2008A review of The Happening by kOrAdE462 This movie reminds me a lot of ordering pizza. Sure, its a good idea at first. And you sit in your chair salivating in anticipation. But sadly you called the only place in town that DOES NOT DELIVER... good ol' M Night Shyamalan's. WARNING: THERE IS NO PLOT TWIST. They explain it all in the first 10 minutes and your stuck waiting for the next hour + watching the plane go down.... SLOWLY. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!!! This is what M Night Shyamalan is like when he's on Valium. Save your money, stay home, have some Digiorno. Was this review helpful? Sign In 13 out of 38 users found this helpful The pain... THE PAAAAAAAIN!!!Posted: 6/5/2008A review of You Don't Mess With the Zohan by kOrAdE462 So the movie beings with a woman dumping a BOILING HOT tub of butter on my crotch! It was searing, but I tried to look past it and focus on the movie. That was until the man next to me lit a cigarette setting my “boys” ablaze. Then a 400 pound woman threw me on the ground & began jumping up & down on my nethers to put the fire out. After a while it almost felt good and I let out a giggle, and that was the ONLY time someone laughed during the ENTIRE MOVIE. After the stampede, I returned to my seat but only for a few minutes, the damage was done. Homeland Security grabbed me from my chair for suspicion of being a terrorist for setting a fire in public. I was tried, convicted, tortured endless nights in prison, forced to eat pancakes with NO syrup, then sent to hang. I you may ask, “How can this get any worse?!” Then the man told me as he pulled the lever… “You could have watched the movie.” And this was true, a movie so bad that Maria Carries cameo was the best part. Can’t get much lower than that. Pull the lever I said, pull the lever… Was this review helpful? Sign In 7 out of 13 users found this helpful Indy Jones the Movie That Was... MEH?Posted: 5/22/2008A review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull by kOrAdE462 Alright everyone, let me start by saying its a good thing Indy brought his whip along because THIS MOVIE WAS A STRETCH!! Even more of one than Die Hard 4. At the end you're like... really? Yeah, REALLY. TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT. These other reviews should be "Strapped onto the front of a tank and ridden off a cliff!"
The goods: It was great to see Harrison Ford at it again. He was in pretty good shape.
The Bads: There was more Shia Labeouf than there was Indy.
Real Bads: It was crappy filming. Very cheap fake looking Hollywood. You would think that with all of Speilburg and Lucas' money they could have bought a set... CRAPPY ANIMATION!!! Way to leave the GREEN SCREEN up guys.
The UGLY: ALMOST 20 YEARS LATER AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH?!!! Its the most RIDICULOUS story line... EVER. Just watch, you'll see!!!
The BRUTAL: It felt hollow. Where was the characters we fell in love with? The danger of travel? A HALF WAY DESCENT BAD GUY? The adventure of far off lands or the WONDERS we have all dreamed of. In the end it just felt... empty. Just like Die Hard 4. Nice to see you Indy, but Meh... could have done a lot better. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful Thank you Kevin SmithPosted: 6/22/2007A review of Evan Almighty by korade0 And I quote... Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful THE ENTIRE THEATER BOOED!!! TRASH!!!Posted: 5/4/2007A review of Spider-Man 3 by korade0 Thats right!!! Over 100 people booed at the same time!!! Whoever tells you that this was a great movie is LYING TO YOU!!! Ok, maybe if you have absolutely NO CLUE about ANYTHING to do with Spiderman AND you prefer a DANCE COMEDY over an action movie. Then maybe just maybe youd enjoy this movie. Thats right, theres a dance number, in fact they spend more time on it then most of the fight scenes. The story is weak, as if like they ran out of ideas. Oh no, its Mary Jane in a high place about to fall again... and again... Rinse, wash, repeat. VENOM WORST EVER!!! It didnt even look like him. NO tongue, eyes were wrong, costume was wrong, and when he spoke all you heard was Tophers girlie voice. IT WAS ALL WRONG! Even where he came from. They could have spent 5 minutes to put that in instead of a DANCE NUMBER! Was nice to see Topher has eaten something since That 70s Show. Sandman, that was a joke. Movie Spoiler He just up and quits. He says hes sorry then goes away. He and Spiderman are CRYING together Brokeback style! The only good part of the entire movie was Harry Osbourn. He rocked! But thats it!!! The rest was OVERLY CHEESY! I know the comics are funny cause I have them, but this was B A D. Maybe if you have the mentality of a 5 year old, you would like this movie. And can someone who saw the movie people tell me why there was a BRITISH reporter in New York?! I like the first two. But after this, I Hope, Pray, Indian Rain Dance that they NEVER MAKE ANOTHER SPIDERMAN MOVIE EVER AGAIN!!! -AMEN Was this review helpful? Sign In 1-14 of 14 Per Page |
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