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What The??Posted: 5/11/2004A review of Underworld by Dodirty
Obviously you would have to be on crack to like this movie. This movie sucked. One critic hit it right on the head. Bram Stoker's Dracula was the perfect example of a GREAT vampire movie. Also American Werewolf in London was the perfect example of a werewolf movie. Maybe someone will find a way to combine the two. Maybe these filmmakers should learn by looking at the old movies before making new versions and they might learn something. <br><br>Now I understand some people are getting tired of shoot'em up vampire movies like "Blade". But vampires and their Matrixesque look and guns that never run out of ammo like a John Woo movie. Come on give me a break. I thought that they made the vampires look like blood sucking wimps. Vampires are supposed to be cool and ruthless. Not in this movie. They seemed like frightened little school girls.<br><br>There was no clear plot to this movie. I'm so glad that I didn't go to the movies and pay to see this. Actually I missed half of it from being so boring that I fell asleep partway through it. When I woke up the rest of it was just as boring. My friend said that it was terrible but he rented it so he watched the whole thing. Like the characters on In living Color's Men on Film would say, "Hated It". <br>Save your money.
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