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All reviews by user Date  Helpful Rating 0 out of 0 users found this helpful  I KNOW To Stay Away From KnowingPosted: 7/18/2009A review of Knowing by Upset_Scientist To all the people who liked this movie, I want to know one thing. Why do you care so much about a movie that is just so stupid? This movie is proof that every Nicolas Cage movie is, at best, retarded. This movie ends on such an upset that I returned it to Movie Gallery, asking them to return the two hours I sat through this garbage. The only purpose this movie proves is the same as others before it, such as Signs, Close Encounters of The Third Kind, and even E.T. But honestly, this movie has no imagination whatsoever. I am even happier of knowing that from now on, I will stay away from all of the other movies that Nicolas Cage is in. Everyone else should do the same. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Scariest Movie of 09Posted: 6/6/2009A review of Drag Me to Hell by Hell_Raiser6 I seriously do not understand why so many people are giving this movie so many bad reviews. I went to see this movie on opening night at a packed theater. Since no one had known anything about this movie, that made it even better. The major scary part of the movie for me was when Stephanie was asleep, then wakes up and sees Ms. Ganush in front of her, saying, You shamed me! I could not get any sleep because of that part, and I still lose sleep because of that. This movie made me think about all of the things that I had done wrong in the past. Trust me, the past is not at rest. Since I LOVE all horror movies, I plan to add this one to my collection. I think Sam Raimi should continue to make horror movies as scary as this. The part when Alison sacrifices the cat was the part that made almost every female in the theater start to cry. I still think the previews on TV should have been banned, because they told almost everything. The previews even showed the ending. Since I do love all horror movies, I even love this movie. I am still skeptical if I should buy the DVD or not. I mean, it was intense and graphic, which is how I love horror movies. But it was also insanely loud, so I am going to buy it regardless of the sound. See it if you want, but beware. It is insanely loud, intense, and scary. As for now, I am ending this here, and going to sleep. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 1 users found this helpful WARNING!!!Posted: 2/15/2009A review of Friday the 13th by Hurt_Jason_Fan Yeah. I just wanted to give out a warning to everyone in the south. I went to see this movie at the Malco in Tupelo, MS on opening night with my two friends, who are major Jason fans. Apparently, the only people who work there at this particular Malco, are a ton of horny teenage high school losers. We never got to see the movie on opening night, like we were wanting to, because that is the only purpose of Friday the 13th. We got into the theater on time, but these idiot high schoolers were probably too into each other to notice that our movie had skipped the beginning. It took one angry fan to go out and talk to the camera workers. He came back and said that they couldn't restart the movie, because it was in digital. My friends and I got up and left, along with the rest of the theater. They did not give us our money back either. Instead, they offered us a free pass to another theater to see it, and on Valentine's Day, no less. There is nothing wrong with this movie, just the idiots that work in the Malco in Tupelo, MS. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 5 users found this helpful The Best Movie of The Summer!!!Posted: 6/15/2008A review of You Don't Mess With the Zohan by Disappointed_Critic This movie is completely awesome. I really could never hate anything about this movie. Everything about it was awesome. I think the reason that people hated this movie so much was because it was way longer than all of the other movies Adam Sandler has starred in. Yes, there could have been less vulgarity in most scenes, but at least it was funny. The scenes that made me laugh the most was when Zohan moved in with that guy and his mom. Everytime he saw Zohan with his mom, it would make him sick. How is that not funny, losers? You get things like that a lot in high school and college. Hence, the original American Pie trilogy. Those scenes were the best in the movie. And with John Turturo as Zohan's enemy made the movie the best one in the summer of '08. If you hate these facts, go cry to your mom, because this movie was awesome!!! Now, I rest my case. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 2 users found this helpful Awesome Gore MoviePosted: 1/13/2008A review of I Am Legend by Disappointed_Critic This movie was simply amazing. Everything that Will Smith did in this movie was awesome. The one part that scared me most in this movie was the part when Robert and his dog were trying to sleep in that bathtub. The way the zombies looked in this movie was very different than any of the other zombie movies I have seen. To me, there were three sad parts in this movie. One of those parts was when Robert had remembered what had happened to cause the infection. The other part was when his dog died. And the last sad part was the end. I really would rather not tell the ending, just to let people find out about it. But, I will say this about the ending... it was sad. But yes, I will end this here, just to let the general public view this movie for themselves. Peace easy. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful The Worst Movie Ever CreatedPosted: 12/23/2007A review of I Know Who Killed Me by Disappointed_Critic This movie proves why Lindsay Lohan is a skanky, dramatic, and useless trailer trash. Everything in this pathetic excuse for cinema is not worth the effort and time it took to make this mess. The movie is more like a dramatic high school love affair that holds no genious whatsoever within the subtext. At times, even the randomness of this movie makes 8 Mile look like Wedding Crashers. The only thing that could save this movie would be if Lindsay Lohan was actually killed in the movie. The other bad part about this movie is how the killer was trying to mimic the killer in SCREAM, especially with the lame mask he wore. What was that anyway? A blue plastic bag? But yes, the movie is horribly stupid. If anyone still wants to see it, go ahead and waste your money, this movie is so stupid. I just cannot explain the stupidity any further. And the ending was eactly the same as the movie Lindsay was in when she was younger, that crazy remake of Freaky Friday, or whatever, but yeah, who cares? I am going to sleep now. Peace. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful The Critics Never Get Anything RightPosted: 11/12/2007A review of The Invisible by Disappointed_Critic I just finished watching this movie on Pay-Per-View, and let me tell you that everyone else who wrote a review for this movie were angry and had fallen asleep after the movie started. Granted, I missed the first part of this movie, because I did not know this movie was on. This movie is really good. If you are in the mood for one of those movies that will make your heart pound with terror, and can make you cry at the same time, then this is the movie to watch. I, for one, am happy that I have seen it. And since I missed the first half of the movie, I am planning to buy the DVD. Take it from me, I do not buy movies if I do not like them. This is one movie I cannot wait to purchase. The end of the movie made me want to break down and cry, but I do not want to ruin anything for the people who have yet to see it. And as for now, I am going to sleep. Good night to anyone who reads this. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1 out of 1 users found this helpful Such A DisgracePosted: 11/8/2007A review of Gigli by Disappointed_Critic I have to agree with everyone who said that this movie is so bad. I even felt bad about watching it on TV. I think the writers for this movie must have been really bored to have written the script for this disappointment. There are not any words to describe how amazingly terrible this movie really is, except maybe BEWARE. I thought the worst part was, well, the entire movie. But yes, the entire concept of this garbage was Ben and Jen just trying to get that guy to the set of Baywatch. And the part when Ben cut the thumb off of the corpse and Al Pacino screaming at him because the prints did not match was just laughably horrible. I feel really bad about even giving this movie one star, because it belongs in the negative rankings. Just thought I should leave my opinions on this pathetic piece of gabage. Peace. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful Better Than ExpectedPosted: 11/2/2007A review of The Tripper by Disappointed_Critic This first directorial debut from David Arquette is, in every respect, very awesome. I loved how the mask was faked, but not really. Is it a mask? Or is it the real Ronald Regan? If anyone knows, I would love to know what you know. But yes, The Tripper had me at the edge of my seat every step of the way, and I guarantee that if anyone watches this movie without any interuptions, you would love it too. The only problem I had with this movie was Paul Reubens. He has dramatically changed from his stint in jail. But, I think it was more awesome that Jason Mewes was in this movie. His character was just unbeleivably awesome. I say that this movie deserves a ton of applause, because yes, it is that awesome. And as for now, I will leave it with that. Peace. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful Why All The Unanswered Questions?Posted: 10/26/2007A review of Saw IV by Disappointed_Critic OK, I usually LOVE all of the SAW movies, but this one had too many new factors to it. It was as if the third movie never happened. From what I understand of this new movie, is that this movie should have been the third in the series. To be honest, I still could not understand why everything from parts II and III had never happened. I mean, if you go back and watch the series from the first to the third, then you would understand why there were a ton of unanswered questions. For example, in the second and third, you would have never known the lead character was Rigg. But, this leads me back to my main question of why there were so many factors to this one about Jigsaw. And to be honest, the little puppet things, that created the franchise, were never shown. Even the most graphic death looked computer animated. But, it is Halloween, and SAW has become what best defines Halloween, so we shall see next year, but remember this. I will be seeing you soon. Peace. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful More Graphic Than The OriginalPosted: 10/23/2007A review of Hostel Part II by Disappointed_Critic I really do not understand what the big deal is with everyone hating this movie. This movie had passed all of my expectations and more. The only problem I had was at the end when the only girl to survive had won her freedom. And to be honest, I really think that the penis she was holding up was fake. I know it was fake, because if any guy had a penis that big, then, how would he be married? Yeah, see my point? And thankfully, I am not gay, but that part did strike some terror into me. What a perfect movie for this Halloween. I really do think it was ten times better than the first one. But yes, I am working tomorrow, and it is almost 2300 hours here. So, I will end this here. Peace easy. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful This Movie Is Hilarious!!!Posted: 10/14/2007A review of Mr. Woodcock by Disappointed_Critic I just got home from having seen a Sunday matinee of this movie and guess what? I literally LOVED this movie especially because I know what it feels like to get pushed around by a teacher that I have hated for so long. This movie completely defined my life in high school, and how much I hated that one teacher. Thankfully this teacher would never date my mom. I just thought the premise of Shawnn William Scott and Billy Bob Thornton trying to like each other was the best part of the entire movie, even though that was the entire movie, it is still the funniest movie I have seen in a while. And so, I'm going to sleep now. Peace easy, America!!! Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful The Greatest Scary Movie EverPosted: 9/9/2007A review of Disturbia by Disappointed_Critic I just finished watching the DVD, and I really loved it. It was way different than anything I have seen from Shia. I do beleive this movie can beat all of the other scary movies that I love. My only problem with this movie is the killer. He looked a lot like a guy that was one of my teachers in high school. Not only that, the soundtrack sounds awesome too. I really cannot wait to purchase this movie. But, it is truely disturbing that the Super Sweet 16 and that pathetic Stardust movie previews were on this DVD, along with that stupid She's The Man movie. I mean, why are those pathetic movies previews for this movie? But, this movie is completely awesome. I am ready to buy this movie now, just not for the previews. And, as for now, I will end this here. Peace. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful Best Remake EVER!!!Posted: 8/31/2007A review of Halloween by Disappointed_Critic I got home at a little after 0100 hours after having seen this awesomely incredible movie. I LOVED how Rob Zombie showed how Michael Meyers became the homicidal psychopath everyone knows him to be. I just did not like the part where it showed his dad beating him. I also liked the part where it showed him in the mental ward. And also, the parts where it was all about how his family treated him was completely insane, but not too insane, where you would think, OK, That is just too much. Well, guess what? It happens to be Rob Zombie, and he never butchered it. Zombie has created an awesomely scary treat that gets all the right tricks. And, it is in no way butchered. But, in my opinion, this movie deserves a ton of awards, especially for being so painfully accurate to the version by John Carpenter. But, it is extremely quiet in this room, and I am tired, so I am going to sleep. Peace. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful This Should Have Been The Third MoviePosted: 8/28/2007A review of TMNT by Disappointed_Critic If anyone is scared of the monsters in this movie, then you truely are a weakling that needs to be going through boot camp, or at least go out for football. In my opinion, this movie was the best out of all the other movies. The only thing that I thought was scary when I watched this, was the aligning of the planets and nothing more. I really loved the part when Splinter had gotten the mask from the villian, and placed it with all the other masks of their previous villians. I still think that if there is another movie, then Chris Evans should never play Casey Jones. I think Elias Koteas should be Casey Jones again. He was the best version of Casey ever in all of the originals. The first Turtles movie was the best though. The second was more of a guilty pleasure, and the third was just so terrible that this movie should be the third. And, this rant is coming from someone who was born in the early 80s, and got to see the first Turtles movie in theaters. But, I will end this here and get some lunch. Cowabunga, Dudes!!! Was this review helpful? Sign In |
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