1 out of 3 users found this helpful Snow White and The Huntsman.....
I'm not really sure what form of "bath salts" you have to smoke to enjoy this movie, but they should give them out when you buy your tickets. This "movie" and I use the term loosely, took two hours from me and my loved ones that we can never get back. The forty-five minute build up for something "trailer-like" to happen was almost as excruciating as the ever stinging thought that there were other better movies playing to my right and left in other sections of the theater. I have seen quite a few reviews that have labeled this an epic picture, and I will fault no one for typing their opinion under the influence of heroin. I can bring myself to call this an epic as long as I follow epic with an immediate well placed "fail" on the end of it. If this film qualifies as an epic then Robin Hood Men in Tights should have cleaned up at the Oscars. The mediocre scenery paired nicely with this "film's" inability to draw us into the story. It was clearly apparent that very little effort went into the actual film, but kudos definitely go to the marketing team for invoking their inner used-car salesman and getting us to buy this lemon. As far as the retelling of stories is concerned, this movie should serve as a cautionary tale of what to not do. Bottom line...this movie @&*$ed, this is to movies what the Titanic was to luxury ships. Simply put save your money and don't see this film. If this was on an illegally bootlegged DVD I would have still gone to the police and filed a complaint saying that I had been ripped off. I've had more epic experiences in a Porta-Potty following bad chili at a ball game. Snow White and the Huntsman..... half a star out of five.
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