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All reviews by user Date  Helpful Rating 0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Wait until my ears stop bleeding...Posted: 5/11/2008A review of High School Musical by Tommmi_Foolery Have any of you ever seen a play put on by first graders? If you have, then you know what they're like; how the kids struggle through the play, how the storyline is simple and predictable, and how the best thing that can be said is that at least the kids are cute. Take that image, add 20-year-olds preteding to be in high school, and you have High School Musical.
Those of you who are 'teens' and 'tweens', I see where your coming from when you proclaim that High School Musical , like, soo totally ROCKED! You're the franchises' target audience; that's what you're supposed to think. Of course you think the songs are origonal, the message is unique, and Vanessa Hudgens is talented; you don't know any better. You're just proving yourself the bland little lemming you were meant to be. Those of us who aren't deaf recognize HSM as a predicatable, trivial waste of time, money, and effort (although none really should have been put in at all.) THere is nothing specail about this movie; no talent, no origonaility, no remarkability. The only good thing that can be said for it is that there will only be one more movie. Was this review helpful? Sign In 5 out of 16 users found this helpful More like Pre-school MusicalPosted: 3/21/2008A review of High School Musical 3: Senior Year by Tommi_Foolery Many things strike me as unpleasant. Being chased by a hungry bear. Being mowed down by a tractor trailer. But all of these things would be more pleasant than having to suffer through this movie.
This may surprise some of you teeny-boppers out there- you know who you are, those of you who are practically wetting yourselves with excitement over the movie, saying that it's going to be, like, the awesomest movie ever! Well, good movies don't require you to pop an asprin to get through it.
Though the message is pure and the songs are catchy, the bottom line is that HSM3 is a big cliche- albeit a big-budget, glitsy cliche with the always-charming Zac Efron.
The best part? Efron, with his robin's egg eyes and smooth voice. The worst? Vanessa Hudgens, who is a sad reminder that an untalented moron can have a career simply because she is able to kick up her heels and smile. Honestly, her IQ is smaller than her bra size. Fans will wonder why Troy is stooping so low.
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