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All reviews by user Date  Helpful Rating 0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Movie industry is to blame for sure alsoPosted: 8/17/2007A review of Superbad by suetonius4 Sorry, you can't just blame the parents on this one. Unless the parents have their kids homeschooled, not watch any type of mass media, the kids are going to get spoon fed a ton of garbage every day whether on the tube, at school, etc. When all you see everywhere on a frigging screen is junk, filth, or violence, even a rather involved parent can find himself herself taking a back seat to what their kids watch or are exposed to through friends, school, etc. I hope the movie bombs, just for the fact that it looks like a 2007 rendition of Revenge of the Nerds meets Porky's American Pie. Lame ass stuff. No original thinking at all anymore in Hollywood, just recycled storylines that are crap. Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Bourne to RulePosted: 8/5/2007A review of The Bourne Ultimatum by suetonius4 Best movie of the summer for sure and only 300 beats it for movie of the year. Quick paced thriller, action, car chases, well written story, great acting. Can't beat it!!!!! Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Potter stinks!!!!!Posted: 7/18/2007A review of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by suetonius4 Oh my!!!!!!! What a summer of underachievement with regards to hollywood!!!!!! 300 has been the only kick ass movie so far in terms of both cinematography and $$$$$$. Everyone seems to be let down as this movie doesn't stay true to the book and as a result is a choppy piece of crap!!!!! These movie folks are funny with giving these 5 star reviews as usual to try and salvage yet another crappy film this summer. Earth to Hollywood, please give us something that isn't about a damn comic, toy, or a book. We need a new Matrix!!!!!!!! Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful Obviosuly not a 4-5 star moviePosted: 6/17/2007A review of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer by suetonius4 Again morons give an obviously overhyped average comic book screen adaptation 4-5 stars. My point is that the movie only garnered $54 million the first weekend. Spidey 3( weakest of the 3) crushed that figure on opening weekend, so did Pirates which underperformed at the box office. I saw Spidey 3 and gave it 3 stars. I liked it, but it wasn't a 5 star movie like a lot of folks gave it. Same goes for Blades of Glory. It was somewhat funny, but not a 5 star movie by any means. People should only give 5 stars to real groundbreaking or original movies. On top of that,F4 was never as popular as Spidey, Batman, or Superman in the first place, but the screen adaptation is really weak compared to those franchises. Hollywood needs to get some original stuff back on the screen and not these droll sequels based on comic books made big in the 60's-70's. Last real orginal action movies was Face Off and the original Matrix. There has to be some unexplored territory out there!!!!!! Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful Grindhouse must not be that goodPosted: 4/15/2007A review of Grindhouse by suetonius4 Second weeekend and Grindhouse falls to 10 on the money list. 300 even b eat it. Movie must be really cheesy!!!!!! Was this review helpful? Sign In 0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Good, but exaggeratedPosted: 3/23/2007A review of 300 by suetonius4 Movie kicked some major rear end with regards to cinematography. THe plot was fairly straight forward with some rather good acting. Folks who go ga ga over it though are overdoing it. I know Frank Miller loves the odd and freakish, but putting this crap in this flick was moronic. Hunchbacks, guys with goatheads, blobs of fat with cleavers sewn into their arms, and last but not least, a 7 foot transvestite type playing Xerxes, is a little over the top. I know folks say it is Hollywood, but reality and history can be actually more entertaining than half ass fantasy. Instead of the crazy stuff, Miller could have had some kick ass naval battle scenes between the Athenian and Persian navies. Thats right folks, while the Spartans were kicking some ass, the Athenian navy under Dimocles was doing the same outnumbered 6-1. Also the back door pass was guarded by 1000 warriors from another small city state, but they ran and fled, thinking the Persians were coming to take their hometown and thus let the Spartans down. In short, history kicks ass in itself and some of the best incidents in history are actually more interesting if they are told from a factual historical perspective. Was this review helpful? Sign In 1-6 of 6 Per Page |
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